Top 10 Things I’ve Learned From My Two-Year-Old:
10) It's no big deal to scoop leftover soggy Cheerios back into the cereal box. They'll dry.
9) It is possible to remove five rolls of toilet paper from inside the toilet bowl – try salad tongs.
8) If you’re pushing a toy stroller into the legs of your parents, it's OK as long as you say “Scuse me, scuse me!” while you’re doing it.
7) Little brothers can't possibly break, even if you whack them with brooms.
6) Daddies make excellent napkins.
5) How do you get sooooo big? “Eat Skittles!”
4) Mittens are required while eating a popsicle, even indoors.
3) Toddlers are obsessed with grabbing the “hockey puck” in urinals.
2) When do two-year-olds learn to poop in the big potty? “When I learn how to drive, Daddy," mine said.
1) And the number-one thing I’ve learned from my two-year-old is what she said to my friend when he arrived at our house last weekend: "Don’t forget to wipe!”
Labels: brooms, Cheerios, hockey, little brothers, napkins, popsicles, potty, puck, salad tongs, Skittles, toilet, TP, urinal, wipe
posted by Chris Hollenback @ 7:43 PM
1 Comments:
It's a truly excellent blogspot.
Belle is lots of fun.
Johny is a blast.
Daniel was inspected for his 4 year checkup. The doctor grabbed his "sack" and said, "His testicles have descended properly."
Later in the day, he shouts to Kinny, "Mommy, mommy, I have two marbles!"
Without looking, Kinny said, "Where did you get them?"
Daniel replies, "From under my mushroom."
(In cantonese mushroom is slang for the male privates)
Kinny looks up and gives me a dirty look and wants to know where he learned all this stuff.
It's great to see you Chris. We will have to get together again more often.
Mark
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